Handout 2: Bladder Song
Tapestry is Sunsetting
The UUA is no longer updating Tapestry of Faith programs.
Leonard Nathan, “Bladder Song” from The Day the Perfect Speakers Left (C)1969 by Leonard Nathan and reprinted by permission of Wesleyan University Press.
On a piece of toilet paper
Afloat in the unflushed piss,
The fully printed lips of a woman.
Nathan, cheer up! The sewer
Sends you a big red kiss.
Ah, nothing’s wasted, if it’s human.